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i love slushies and will die for anything
i love slushies and will die for anything


my new album “FED” is now available to download!

this album is about heartbreak, insecurity and keeping on in trying times. its very personal and my first full album release. a true labor of love (or lack of) and something i’m very proud of.

24 minutes agolambentleague 45 notes

I want to eat cereal but there’s no milk left :/ :/

25 minutes ago 2 notes#its not good without milk because it's garbage

Right / Wrong, 2014
iTunes playlist, looped


Right / Wrong, 2014

iTunes playlist, looped

34 minutes agolambentleaguethejogging 97 notes#this is art


Remember what I said yesterday about the Kid Rock/ICP headline being the headline of the decade? I may have spoken too soon.

37 minutes agoslow-riot 35 notes#this is a great headline but a sad story #:( poor geckos


HIM FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th

1 hour agotheamazingindipokemon-global-academy 42,651 notes#they here


» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

1 hour agoredribbonarmystrikerhercules 14,085 notes#vin diesel #I LOVE HIM
1 hour agoredribbonarmythebhoywiththearabstrap 63,370 notes#the simpsons


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

i always say “good” very loudly whenever anyone does this and i get weird looks and its like well fuck you im actually answering the damn question

8 hours agocyclopettehellaoptile 20,629 notes
you come into MY HOUSE, try to step to my MEMES????

you come into MY HOUSE, try to step to my MEMES????

8 hours ago 13 notes
littlefinger: chaos isn't a pit, it's a ladder
varys: but do you know what is a pit
some bards: *start playing a pop punk version of the rains of castamere*
varys: *starts moshing*
littlefinger: *starts moshing*
8 hours agoseriousjones 55 notes#brooks please
8 hours ago 7 notes
Zimmys eyes are red its just a goth girl

jacky boy’s got a type

9 hours ago 2 notes#boredlord #they wouldn't mess with zimmy's thing off screen and plus she loves gamma soooo

i feel so bad that gigi has to like explicitly tell people that yes it’s a crush and yes some of her characters aren’t straight because people are so willing to just see that relationship as purely antagonistic and those people HATE FUN AND HAPPINESS and also make gigi sad so like double fuck em

9 hours ago 1 note#fakegirlgamer

im gonna bank on “that’s not zimmy and jack is just a weirdo with an obsession” but even then square jaw shitty goatee jack is enough to elicit my initial response tbh

9 hours ago 8 notes#onomatsophia

peridot’s big crush on almond is the best part of cucumber quest hands down

9 hours ago 7 notes